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Hello IG,

Since I like to make threads when loading into the server (I get bored a lot), I decided to make a thread about the best jokes we may not have heard before, etc. That you enjoy and want to share with each other. I'll start us off with one I've been telling all day.

A reminder that nothing that goes against the rules of the forums please, a little edgy is fine, but nothing that offends people please. <3<3. (Also I stole this joke, no cap)

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So, today I was speaking to my Mum about the jokes I'm allowed to tell, she was speaking about how "You're still allowed to tell jokes because you're a White Man, there's just a few places you can't go. For example, asian people can make jokes about asian people, homosexuals can make jokes about homosexuals, its just because they can understand where to take the joke to make it enjoyable, funny and not disrespectful."

I nodded and said "Ok. Ok. I've got this. Let me go make a joke." and I went away for a few hours trying to think of a joke, I worked super hard, spent a long time on it, and so, below is my joke. I hope you enjoy.

Two pedophiles walk into a bar-

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That wasn't funny, go find an actual purpose and stop wasting your life on worthless jokes you incel

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1 minute ago, Bene said:

That wasn't funny, go find an actual purpose and stop wasting your life on worthless jokes you incel

I suppose that's another topic I can make jokes about. Thanksa for reminding me Bene.

So two Incels named Bailey and Bene walk into a bar.

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2 minutes ago, Bailey said:

I suppose that's another topic I can make jokes about. Thanksa for reminding me Bene.

So two Incels named Bailey and Bene walk into a bar.

and they smooch :kiss:

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Two scientests walk into my bar, the first said "I'll have a h2o" The second scientist said "I will have a h2o too" then I pulled out a shotgun and killed everyone xDxDxD

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Did you guys see the clown that hides from idiots?.. No? :|:|:|

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Two quiet kids walk into school with duffle bags... nobody walked out.

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3 minutes ago, Rimmin said:

Two scientests walk into my bar, the first said "I'll have a h2o" The second scientist said "I will have a h2o too" then I pulled out a shotgun and killed everyone xDxDxD

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What's a scientist?

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Just now, Bene said:

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Holy crap man im literally rofl haha lol! xD

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1 minute ago, Mongo said:

Looks like the sith discord is invading the forums now too..

Look I just wanted to make a really wholesome post and they were here, I don't mind it though, they kind of vibing.

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i do not know any jokes at the moment, please wait momentarily while i conjure up something good sir.

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haha i just found this on facebook it so random lol!!!

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42 minutes ago, [IG] Tackxo said:

caring for and making sure your friends are alright and doing well

I wish my friends would make that joke to me hahahhahahahahahahahah1

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The real joke is that I am trying to convince myself daily to return and be active because I miss a lot of you guys, damn I am so gay.

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Don't cut yourself on that edge.

This is honestly one of the worst threads on this entire forum.

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29 minutes ago, SCHEFF said:

Don't cut yourself on that edge.

This is honestly one of the worst threads on this entire forum.

Thank you for your input. It is not in my power to control what others post, what was originally a thread to share jokes became a sh*tposting thread.

I would’ve been able to hide the posts throughout the day Yesterday and last night but I was in the hospital from 9PM - Noon today because the Paramedics felt I was a danger to myself.

Kind regards,

- “The Guy Who Throws Everything At The Wall Until It Sticks”

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