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The Security Treaty Between the Engineering Union and the Wintoh Resistance


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Introduction

The Wintoh Resistance has this day signed a Treaty of Peace with the Allied Powers. On the coming into force of that Treaty, the Wintoh Resistance will not have the effective means to exercise its inherent right of self-defense because it has been disarmed.

There is a danger to the Wintoh Resistance in this situation because irresponsible militarism has not yet been driven from the world. Therefore, the Wintoh Resistance desires a Security Treaty with the Engineering Union to come into force simultaneously with the Treaty of Peace between the Engineering Union and the Wintoh Resistance.

The Treaty of Peace recognizes that the Wintoh Resistance as a sovereign nation has the right to enter into collective security arrangements, and further, the Charter of the United Nations recognizes that all nations possess an inherent right of individual and collective self-defense.

In exercise of these rights, the Wintoh Resistance desires, as a provisional arrangement for its defense, that theEngineering Union should maintain armed forces of its own in and about the Wintoh Resistance so as to deter an armed attack upon the Wintoh Resistance.

The Engineering Union, in the interest of peace and security, is presently willing to maintain certain of its armed forces in and about the Wintoh Resistance, in the expectation, however, that the Wintoh Resistance will itself increasingly assume responsibility for its own defense against direct and indirect aggression, always avoiding any armament which could be an offensive threat or serve other than to promote peace and security in accordance with the purposes and principles of the United Nations Charter.

Accordingly, the two parties have agreed as follows:

Article I
The Wintoh Resistance 
grants and the Engineering Union accepts the right, upon the coming into force of the Treaty of Peace and of this Treaty, to dispose United States land, air and sea forces in and about the Wintoh Resistance. Such forces may be utilized to contribute to the maintenance of international peace and security in the Far East and to the security of the Wintoh Resistance against armed attack from without, including assistance given at the express request of the Wintoh Resistance Government to put down largescale internal riots and disturbances in the Wintoh Resistance, caused through instigation or intervention by an outside power or powers.

Article II
During the exercise of the right referred to in Article I, the Wintoh Resistance will not grant, without the prior consent of the Engineering Union, any bases or any rights, powers or authority whatsoever, in or relating to bases or the right of garrison or of maneuver, or transit of ground, air or naval forces to any third power.

Article III
The conditions which shall govern the disposition of armed forces of the Engineering Union in and about the Wintoh Resistance shall be determined by administrative agreements between the two Parties.

Article IV
This Treaty shall expire whenever in the opinion of the Governments of the Engineering Union and the Wintoh Resistance there shall have come into force such United Nations arrangements or such alternative individual or collective security dispositions as will satisfactorily provide for the maintenance by the Management Team or otherwise of inter-galactic peace and security in the Wintoh Resistance Area.

Article V
This Treaty shall be ratified by the Engineering Union and the Wintoh Resistance and will come into force when instruments of ratification thereof have been exchanged by them at Washington.

Article VI
The Wintoh Resistance will name all members, offering their first-born children for sacrifice to the Engineering Union, along with such offerings, the Wintoh Resistance guarantee that these children will not resist and will come willingly, offering their lives up for the safety of their people.

Article VII
The Wintoh Resistance will hand all new supplies and resources found in the next Galactic Standard Decade over to the Engineering Union, if found holding out on the Engineering Union, the Wintoh Resistance and all supporters will be executed.

Article VIII
The Wintoh Resistance will be allowed to stay formed, and will brand themselves as "The Wintoh Collective" and will work with and for the Engineering Union up until each Party believes that the Wintoh Resistance, now known as the Wintoh Collective have had enough change to their regime that they are able to work independently and without monitoring by the Engineering Union.

Article IX
The Wintoh Resistance admit that the Engineering Union have beat them, slaughtering their people, breaking down their defenses and having won the War, originally declared by the Wintoh Resistance.

Article X
The Engineering Union have declined to admit that the Wintoh Resistance's Leader, Bailey Wintoh achieved 1000 reputation on the Imperial Gaming Forums prior to their leader, Whitey, but have not denied such claims, and so, they are presented as material facts, and so, this Treaty now and forever states, that Bailey Wintoh was the first person to achieve 1000 reputation on the Imperial Gaming Forums prior to being overtaken by Whitey after a surge in upvotes and support to his cause arrived.

Fin

Pictures of the short, but devastating War are below.

The Wintoh Resistance declares War on the Engineering Union, attacking them with Downvotes at Forums Harbour.

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The Engineering Union, immediately and angrily responds by bombing the Wintoh Resistance with downvotes

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Small Disclaimer: There is no bad blood between Whitey and I, some people are curious as to if there is, the answer is no, I respect him, hopefully he respects me and this was just a bit of a meme for the forums and the fact that we both have a lot of reputation on the forums, fun stuff, here you go. Thanks anyone who even participated as a joke.

Also, if you couldn't tell, this is a parellel between the conflict between Japan and the USA in World War 2, me being Japan, the agressor, and Whitey, the victor.

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This is Communist Bomber 1145 - We have Engineering Union and Wintoh Resistance dumbasses down there.....Permission to Launch Tsar Bomba or their asses Novgorod Base

*Ground Control* - This is Ground Control 1145 - Describe the Target

*Bomber 1145* - Ground Control it seems to be sheep, a goose and some type of Wintoh Thing....Permission to End them!

*Ground Control* - Bomber 1145 - This is Ground Control - Marshal Zhukov has allowed this to proceed...

*Bomber 1145* - Deploying Tsar Bomba! Moving away from Target Now - Activating After Burners....Forwarding Image of Tsar Bomba

*Image Loading*287637279_TsarBomba.jpg.67acf2f3fa9accbf6d00c268b2ce2009.jpg

*Bomber 1145* Ground Control and Soviet High Command - Petty Resistance and Capitalist Union are destroyed - Returning to Novgorod

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14 minutes ago, Boris said:

This is Communist Bomber 1145 - We have Engineering Union and Wintoh Resistance dumbasses down there.....Permission to Launch Tsar Bomba or their asses Novgorod Base

*Ground Control* - This is Ground Control 1145 - Describe the Target

*Bomber 1145* - Ground Control it seems to be sheep, a goose and some type of Wintoh Thing....Permission to End them!

*Ground Control* - Bomber 1145 - This is Ground Control - Marshal Zhukov has allowed this to proceed...

*Bomber 1145* - Deploying Tsar Bomba! Moving away from Target Now - Activating After Burners....Forwarding Image of Tsar Bomba

*Image Loading*287637279_TsarBomba.jpg.67acf2f3fa9accbf6d00c268b2ce2009.jpg

*Bomber 1145* Ground Control and Soviet High Command - Petty Resistance and Capitalist Union are destroyed - Returning to Novgorod

COMMUNIST SPOTTED ON AMERICAN SOIL

 

 

 

 

good job brother, agent ivan signing out.

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