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The Official Galaxy News Paper

Date - 2BBY

Top  Stories of the Week

Imperial Fleet Disappeared!

Imperial Facility Breached!

Sport

 

Imperial Fleet Vanished

Greetings Loyal Listeners, My name is Boris Jellopy, the new host of the Galaxy News. Today we have heard reports from the NIA that the 8th Fleet has disappeared. This fleet is quite a formidable one lead by Vice Admiral Jok Jik Jan who hails from our very own Coruscant. We have spoken to the NIA Director once more

"Get out of my face! Agents arrest him!"

Oh....Well, Umm moving on this Fleet is Comprised of

  • 1 x Super Star Destroyer (Flagship of Jok Jik Jan)
  • 15 x Imperial Star Destroyers
  • 5 x Light Cruisers
  • 2 x Carriers
  • 1 Galaxy News Ship 

A Hefty amount of ships with out little Galaxy News Ship in the mix. Our Galaxy News ship picked up the last chit chat from the Super Star Destroyer

"This is the Super Star Destroyer Arjak - Hailing Unknown Cruiser - Do you read me?"

*Static from the Cruiser*

"Prepare to be Boarded..."

"Vice Admiral Multiple ships exiting Hyperspace! High level Energy weapon detected! Shields are being drained! They're firing for the Bridge!"

*Static*

*On the I.S.D Revelian*

"Captain! The S.S.D Arjak is down! Permission to Engage!"

"Alert all Ships, Deploy all TIE's, Weapons Free, Break Formation and Take them Out!"

*Hundreds of TIE's flew from the Hangers, Destroyed in Minutes*

"Star Destroyers are falling like flies! What is that news ship doing!"

"Galaxy News Here, Prepare for you Death- *Transmission Cut*

Oh...Wow seems the signal is a bit mixed up...Umm Let's just move on from that - The Entire Fleet was destroyed and we hope to never see this happen again. Sadly our Reporters died in the attack

 

Moving onto the next Story - Imperial Facility Breached

The Imperial Facility on Byss has been breached by Energy Sword Wielding Troopers. The guards at the prison describe this alien race as heavily armoured and heavily trained. The Cryostasis pod of the known criminal Boris J. had been breached and when guards had finally taken back the prison they found the prisoner had escaped. If you see this man please report this to you local Imperial Garrison

Moving onto Sport

Intergalactic Basketball has taken a turn for the worse with our very own Storm Trooper Team losing to the Geonosian Workers due to them not being able to see. The Geonosians destroyed the Storm Troopers 34 - 9

See you next week!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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22 minutes ago, Boris said:

1 x Super Star Destroyer (Flagship of Jok Jik Jan)

This a solid meme and its funny as hell, but these weren't just "stolen", for the future tho.

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21 minutes ago, Goliath said:

Sorry boss, not until after the DS-1 is destroyed, the 1st was Vaders and it was in the middle of construction at this point.

Tarkin has a model SSD in his office. Also, in legends Vader's ship was showcased in TFU, which takes place before battle of yavin.

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5 minutes ago, Bevan said:

legends Vader's ship was showcased in TFU

It is shown in construction

Image result for the force unleashed super star destroyer

6 minutes ago, Bevan said:

Tarkin has a model SSD in his office

Big minge It is/was common for people to have models of what is or would be the latest top of the line ship

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