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  1. Who is this guy lol

  2. OMG, you're a guy gamer? ¬¬ :$ :x

    1. Delta

      Delta

      no i will not be your boyfriend 

    2. Shepard
  3. What if we became pro fortnite players together... 😳

  4. What if we gamed together 😳

     

    Jks jks, unless?!? 👉👈

    1. Storm
    2. Shepard

      Shepard

      @Storm We can also game together 😳

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    2. Shepard

      Shepard

      @Delta Dw bro, you can have me all you like :flushed:

    3. ArdatLile

      ArdatLile

      but how else will i create an army :pensivecowboy:

    4. Delta
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    1. Bailey

      Bailey

      dirthiPeg????

  8. Merrychrister mad ha rdrink on me

  9. When will someone actually be funny in this?

  10. Ah, Fine, I guess you are also my Little Christmas-Champ

  11. Ugh, fine, I guess you are my little pogchamp.

  12. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Storm should be able to fly a laat. And he can't.

  13. Ralof: Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border,
           right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that
           thief over there.
    
    Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was
           nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen
           that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me -- we
           should be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.
    
    Ralof: We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.
    
    Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there!
    
    [Lokir looks at the gagged man.]
    
    Lokir: And what's wrong with him?
    
    Ralof: Watch your tongue! You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High
           King.
    
    Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if
           they captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us?
    
    Ralof: I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits.
    
    Lokir: No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening.
    
    Ralof: Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?
    
    Lokir: Why do you care?
    
    Ralof: A Nord's last thoughts should be of home.
    
    Lokir: Rorikstead. I'm...I'm from Rorikstead.
    
    [They approach the village of Helgen. A soldier calls out to the lead wagon.]
    
    Imperial Soldier: General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting!
    
    General Tullius: Good. Let's get this over with.
    
    Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me.
    
    Ralof: Look at him, General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like
           the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do
           with this.
    
           This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod
           is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny...when I
           was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.
    
    [A man and son watch the prisoners pull into town.]
    
    Haming: Who are they, daddy? Where are they going?
    
    Torolf: You need to go inside, little cub.
    
    Haming: Why? I want to watch the soldiers.
    
    Torolf: Inside the house. Now.
    
    [The wagon stops near the chopping block.]
    
    Imperial Soldier: Whoa.
    
    Lokir: Why are they stopping?
    
    Ralof: Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go. Shouldn't keep the gods
           waiting for us.
    
    Lokir: No! Wait! We're not rebels!
    
    Ralof: Face your death with some courage, thief.
    
    [Under the Imperials' watchful eye, the prisoners start jumping out.]
    
    Lokir: You've got to tell them! We weren't with you! This is a mistake!
    
    Imperial Captain: Step toward the block when we call your name. One at a time!
    
    Ralof: Empire loves their damn lists.
    
    Hadvar: Ulfric Stormcloak. Jarl of Windhelm.
    
    Ralof: It has been an honor, Jarl Ulfric!
    
    Hadvar: Ralof of Riverwood. Lokir of Rorikstead.
    
    Lokir: No, I'm not a rebel! You can't do this!
    
    [He makes a break for it.]
    
    Imperial Captain: Halt!
    
    Lokir: You're not going to kill me!
    
    Imperial Captain: Archers!
    
    [Lokir is downed with one bowshot.]
    
    Imperial Captain: Anyone else feel like running?
    
    Hadvar: Wait, you there. Step forward. Who are you?
    1. Storm

      Storm

      I ain't reading that all

  14. I'm pretty epic
    ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

  15. There is no status, take off your armour 🔫

  16. Who is this guy lmao

    1. Zote
    2. Splonter

      Splonter

      whoever sees this message is a g

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