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  1. Rotation schedule when or I send moist stuffย 

  2. drugs

    1. Storm

      Storm

      no I call my dad on you now

  3. Guys.. I'm scared

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      Storm

      I think Craigย wants to touch him

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  4. What if we became pro fortnite players together...ย ๐Ÿ˜ณ

  5. Why does Shepard stink so much?

  6. What if we gamed togetherย ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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    Jks jks, unless?!?ย ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

  7. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ass

  8. I was always the little pogchamp...

  9. It has been 3.5 months since I left the community, I join today for a visit and let me just say it mightve been the mostย boring 25 minutes of my career. Thankyou for coming to my status today.

  10. Shock and Riot are theย crรจme de la crรจme, ignore the rest

    1. Storm

      Storm

      no you are not because ISC exist

  11. Join Purge don't be part of Army becauseย B| army is cringeย B|

    1. Storm

      Storm

      I see how you people are not doing anymore PL test for you

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  12. Catgirl regiment is recruiting

  13. Don't be a sellout.

    Join COMPNOR.

    1. Storm

      Storm

      Bro doesn't Compnor sellout people tho

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  14. There's HOT sky troopers in your area! With this one easy trick of raiding Compnor you too can see one!

    1. Storm

      Storm

      when are you going to raid me senpai

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  15. Kevin has just leveled up in dumbย 

  16. I am salty that I bought the wrong ram and have to wait 3 days for my bank to refund the funds so I can buy better ram

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      Storm

      *me being big dumb and not knowing any of this*

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  17. Ralof: Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border,
           right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that
           thief over there.
    
    Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was
           nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen
           that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me -- we
           should be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.
    
    Ralof: We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.
    
    Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there!
    
    [Lokir looks at the gagged man.]
    
    Lokir: And what's wrong with him?
    
    Ralof: Watch your tongue! You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High
           King.
    
    Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if
           they captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us?
    
    Ralof: I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits.
    
    Lokir: No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening.
    
    Ralof: Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?
    
    Lokir: Why do you care?
    
    Ralof: A Nord's last thoughts should be of home.
    
    Lokir: Rorikstead. I'm...I'm from Rorikstead.
    
    [They approach the village of Helgen. A soldier calls out to the lead wagon.]
    
    Imperial Soldier: General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting!
    
    General Tullius: Good. Let's get this over with.
    
    Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me.
    
    Ralof: Look at him, General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like
           the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do
           with this.
    
           This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod
           is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny...when I
           was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.
    
    [A man and son watch the prisoners pull into town.]
    
    Haming: Who are they, daddy? Where are they going?
    
    Torolf: You need to go inside, little cub.
    
    Haming: Why? I want to watch the soldiers.
    
    Torolf: Inside the house. Now.
    
    [The wagon stops near the chopping block.]
    
    Imperial Soldier: Whoa.
    
    Lokir: Why are they stopping?
    
    Ralof: Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go. Shouldn't keep the gods
           waiting for us.
    
    Lokir: No! Wait! We're not rebels!
    
    Ralof: Face your death with some courage, thief.
    
    [Under the Imperials' watchful eye, the prisoners start jumping out.]
    
    Lokir: You've got to tell them! We weren't with you! This is a mistake!
    
    Imperial Captain: Step toward the block when we call your name. One at a time!
    
    Ralof: Empire loves their damn lists.
    
    Hadvar: Ulfric Stormcloak. Jarl of Windhelm.
    
    Ralof: It has been an honor, Jarl Ulfric!
    
    Hadvar: Ralof of Riverwood. Lokir of Rorikstead.
    
    Lokir: No, I'm not a rebel! You can't do this!
    
    [He makes a break for it.]
    
    Imperial Captain: Halt!
    
    Lokir: You're not going to kill me!
    
    Imperial Captain: Archers!
    
    [Lokir is downed with one bowshot.]
    
    Imperial Captain: Anyone else feel like running?
    
    Hadvar: Wait, you there. Step forward. Who are you?
    1. Storm

      Storm

      I ain't reading that all

  18. I'm pretty epic
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  19. seems like my time at the top of monthly contributors is at an end. it was fun. I would like to thank my mum and my dad and my other mum and other dad and possibly step dad and step mom, mother in law, father in law. I have alot of "parents okay"

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